Heaven. What's there?

Question

Old Charlie passed away and went straight to the Pearly Gates where St Peter was waiting for him, and greeted him with a kindly."Hello Charles,"
"'Ello der P, " returned Chaz, a Scouser to the last.
" I have your eecords here, remarked St Peter, " The only thing we have against you is that you are very nosey, but you have saved neighbours from break ins, car thefts and because of you noseiness you got a man who was very ill to hospital so that evens thiongs up. Come in I'll show you round before i take you to your quarters."

Well heaven had everything, Cinemas theatres, pubs, resteraunts, golf courses. a baseball pitch for Americans (not used) you name it it was there.
Charlie was told everthing for his use as often or as little as he wanted no matter how busy there wre no queues..

What could he say but "Wow!"

St Peter then informed him, "Tthere is one and only one thing forbidden, You see that wall? You must not go over it climb it or even look over it."

"Ah eh P," cried Chaz, " You know wa I'm like" " Oh just this once," said St. Peter, here's a ladder, up you go!"
On the other side was exactly the same as the one Chaz was on." Oi what goin' on" asked Chaz. St. Peter replied, " Oh that's the Catholics, they think that they are the only ones up here"

Answer 1

St. Peter lost his job at the gate when someone 'snitched' on him and told that He was a catholic !

hes cleanin bowls down below now

Answer 2

Ok,it's a good one.Iwonder why?. Is it maybe the way back to earth?.Hello neighbour [sort of speak].I'm from the uk, where am I from?.OMG don't tell me it's the route to Manchester United.lol.

Answer 3

You never said if he was Everton or the others ??

Answer 4

Yeah thats not so good, sorry!