Southern Humor?

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Southern Humor

Tennessee

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so
he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Tennessee, and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."

Alabama

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?"
the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!"

Louisiana

A senior at LSU was overheard saying, "When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd
rather be in Louisiana because everything happens there 20 years
later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Georgia

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper
asked, "Got any I. D.?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

North Carolina

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the
car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as
he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He
asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make sense to me
neither."

And this from South Carolina

"You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard
of anyone retiring to the North!

Answer 1

being a southern belle I love the jokes and no offense taken..I even know people with an education that speak just like the jokes flares and bars and such
(bears)

Answer 2

I'm beginning to like North Carolina.

Answer 3

I have one:
A northern fairytale always starts with "Once Upon A Time" but a southern fairytale always starts with " Ya'll Aint Gonna Believe this Sh!t"


i thought it was cute♥♥♥

Answer 4

Humorous

Answer 5

South Carolina is the cutest.

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

I'm from NC...
Everyone I know says Flowers not flares when refering to flowers.

Answer 8

Heh.

Answer 9

do you got any about kentucky?

Answer 10

like them!