do trolls go to church?

Question

i havent been arrested for violations yet today!????
that must be where they are, what do you think?

i didnt say anything bad about any trolls....just wondering where they were... the mailbox is full of actual answers and not warnings

Answer 1

i got one for a resolved a question!!they were probably at the beach!i don't think trolls are very religious!!

Answer 2

It's funny you should ask that question!

I think that they DO NOT allow trolls into church. They are a pagan religion and are not appreciated in modern day churches. They are very misunderstood and unaccepted in society.

So few people are interested in the much maligned troll.

For a long time, trolls have been denied rights given less wages and promotionsm, all based on the fact that they are short woodlen creatures that live under bridges. Based on that description, you could probably discriminate against half of the populus of Tennessee, Kentucky and Arkansa.

I have long been a supporter of troll rights, and believe that if we just spend more time trying to understand the trolls and more effort finding ways to help them to join us as worthwhile members of American society, This would be a BETTER country.
Of the trolls that I have met, I could honestly see a need for a need of barbers instruments of all kinds: razors, clippers, straight razors, etc.

And this really doesn't do any good without them having access to showers and baths. For most smell like 6 day old road kill. And that's not their fault. You would smell funny too, if you had to live under a bridge combating the elements every night and day.
Trolls perform a useful service by guarding bridges and collecting tolls. They are very skilled at what they do and they do work that they are proud of. I believe that there is a useful role for them as toll collectors for the parks service. Also, they could give us a lot of advice on herbal remedies and natural cures that we don't know about.

Sure there are certian things that they can not do because of physical limitations, such as mail carrier because they are too short to reach the mailbox, marriage counselors because they tend to club anything to death that they don't agree with, NBA basketball player which they are absolutely suited for;except for the height.
Playgirl model-it's a hair thing.

What if we do nothing and we lose the trolls and they turn to crime, can you imagine bands of trolls, stalking your neighborhood, Doing God knows what, with your pets.
And clubbing people indiscriminately with their large- tree-trunk-like spiked clubs.

I say we reach out in the support of the troll NOW while we still have the chance...
... Oh, wait aminute...
my wife has informed me, that you don't mean THAT type of troll....
....In that case, just disregard what I said.

Answer 3

Yeah trolls go to church you should meet the guy I went out with 2 times and he is a troll that works for the Henry County Fire Department, Swat team and is a decon. He looks like a bull dog too! But he is really a really tall troll! It's true. Really. LOL

Answer 4

Makes me wonder just what trolls would do in a church. Post "study evolution" signs on the bulletin board? Constantly interrupt the service with "you're all brainwashed"? Change the sign in front to read "there is no god"?

Answer 5

Only on the Sunday that is part of the first full weekend of every month. First Saturday is bath day.

Answer 6

I didn't see any today when I was there, but I'm back now and I guess I'm ready to get violated!

Answer 7

They gave me 2 VIolation Notices today, & I felt like, "I QUIT!!"

Answer 8

it makes me cry when peeps accuse all trolls of bad stuff
*cries*

Answer 9

Yes, our lady of bridges

Answer 10

ha, I just got one about 10 minutes ago for a RESOLVED answer...