A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only three
parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die." So he
takes the first parachute and leaves the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States. I am the most ambitious woman in
the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President,
and above all, the smartest woman in America." She grabs the second
parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, The Rev. Billy Graham, says to the fourth
passenger, a 10 year old school boy, "I am old and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
The boy says, "It's okay. There is still a parachute left for you.
America's smartest woman took my school backpack."
2007-07-29 03:40:17 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard it before - or something similar. Made me chuckle, though.
2007-07-29 03:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ohh this isn't a joke but a tease for Hillary Clinton. Have you watched "The Snuke" on South Park? Thats even hilarious and ok i gave a burst of breath from my nose.
2007-07-29 11:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I really like Hillary, so it's not so funny to me.
Especially too, when I think Kobe Bryant is a scumbag.
I also don't like the inference that America's smartest woman would be so dumb and then so dead.
So not funny.
If you're going to give something with thumbs, remember where your thumb is going.
2007-07-29 10:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i heard this before but the way i heard it Britney spears took the book bag witch is more true she's a Blondie No offense to you people with Blondie hair
2007-07-29 16:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by HeyItsMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! I loved it how it ended up the "worlds smartest woman" being the dumb one! LOL. Yeah I guess it was funny. =)
2007-07-29 10:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahh. Yeah, America`s smartest woman....xDD
2007-07-29 10:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by mk 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think this joke is very funny. Especially since I dislike Hilary CLinton with a passion.
I'll have to share this one with my friends!! : )
2007-07-29 10:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Baby Boy due May 8th =) 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I've hear it before but with different characters but it's still pretty funny.
2007-07-29 12:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have heard it before too but i think it is funny
2007-07-29 10:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by lexusright 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it would be funnier if hillary clinton was replaced with george w. bush...but then we would have to take the word "smart" out of the whole equation.
2007-07-29 10:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by itellicat 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋