God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don'tneed you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create lifeout of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold
the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God.........
"Get your own dirt."
2007-07-29 03:21:07 · 17 answers · asked by lilmissdisorganised 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fine i admit it i chuckled
2007-07-29 03:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-09 12:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by newnham 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muahaha. That scientist isn't smart enough for god!
2007-07-29 03:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by Gaga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-07-29 03:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Radiator 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha!
2007-07-29 03:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cannot Think 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs work.
2007-07-30 12:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I've heard it before, but it's still funny.
2007-07-29 03:55:36 · answer #7 · answered by generic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-29 03:28:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-29 03:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah these remind us god created everything
2007-07-29 03:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by Curious 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so God eats?
2007-07-29 03:28:23 · answer #11 · answered by ladyluck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋