a week in Hell before we decide where we want to spend eternity? This is finally a Bible that makes sense, and doesn't expect us to commit ourselves to an unknown place. It is also more realistic in pointing out that with trillions of people in Heaven, it is statistically impossible for God to find time to talk to each of us, even if he were three persons. At last we can all know the truth with this new Bible. I forget the name of it, but I am sure it will soon be a bestseller. Halleluah!
2007-07-29 02:56:19 · 14 answers · asked by JiveMan 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
More lies just revamped a bit for the 21st century in the hopes that it will attract new people. Just goes to show religion is on its last legs. They must be getting desperate now I should think.
2007-07-29 03:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did they figure out that there are trillions of people in "heaven"? Seeing that the trillions in heaven would be having a perfect wonderful time, they would hardly need the gods attention. So the god should be able to handle the relative few left on earth you would think. God must be getting old and senile.
2007-07-29 10:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold up...is this some kind of magic trick or is just one of those things that u think and pretend about....
Cause surely no one wants to visit hell for a week...well, we are already in hell for most of our lives.
Hmm I havn't heard about it...and don't want to see heaven or hell anytime soon...Party like a rock star while I can!
2007-07-29 10:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by passionfruit2571 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off,
Do some research about the book before you post a question about it. You leave most of us hanging about what you are referring to. It really helps us when you can actually give us the TITLE of the book.
Secondly,
Any Christian who would believe this pile of crap, is a fool.
2007-07-29 10:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by May 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you're being cynical... because if any Christian would praise a completely new bible with completely new rules, that says a lot about the credibility of their religion...
Doesn't it?
2007-07-29 10:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Crazy.
2007-07-29 09:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My swamp land in Arizona is for sell, 5000 Acres , $100.00 and Acre, how much would you like to buy
2007-07-29 10:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL...I never want to be with the christian god...a mad man but we don't have to worry about that as that all abunch of bull
2007-07-29 10:00:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, cut that out! Play nice, you kids! If you can't behave, you'll have to have a 'time out'.
2007-07-29 10:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by midnite rainbow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, God CANT be everywhere at once! See Christians.
2007-07-29 09:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋