2007-07-29 02:38:16 · 19 answers · asked by wEnNy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is a test of the global emergency broadcast system. Had this been a real emergency you would have been directed to stick your head in the sand. Face it, when the big one comes you are all f*ked. However if you send in US$0.01 per day we shall attempt to secure your passage off this rock, either physically or metaphysically. Thank you for your attention.
2007-07-29 02:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lot of things like:
Don't judge Islam or Muslims by what you see on CNN, Fox news, BBC or Sky News, Read the WHOLE Quran if you really want to find out about it.
Michael Jackson is not a paedophile and his music is the best.
George Bush is the worlds biggest terrorist.
Don't judge ANYBODY because only God has the right to do that.
Live and let live.
If you are living in a war-torn nation, stay strong and don't give up.
Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race.
Smile.
Don't kill.
Protect your children.
Be happy.
Give to charity.
Peace to everybody.
Love everybody no matter what religion/race/age/colour they are.
Don't watch Fox news Lol.
Oh yeah, and stop talking about Paris Hilton.
2007-07-29 09:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Hope 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did anyone else see that? C'mon, one of you must have seen it. It was, like, really big and shiney. Think it might have been a UFO? What do you mean no one else saw it? I swear, it was, like, there in the sky. Might have been a aliens mobile disco, thats the only explanation I can think of for all the blinking party lights. Or else the scientologists are trying to freak me out again... hmmmm......
Oh, sorry, I didn't know some of you'se were trying to sleep over there. SORRY JAPAN!
2007-07-29 09:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the Send Cash or $1 pleeeze!!! That was great!
Isn't it funny how you can ask a regular question...just to see what others are about or what they might be thinking...and you have at least one person out there that has to be a complete piece of Donkey Rear and say that your question is Dumb... doesn't that make them just as dumb for taking the time to answer it???
I want to say that I liked your question very much!!! :)
2007-07-29 09:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Reagan's Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Repent
2007-07-29 09:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by section hand 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Listen to Jehovah's Witnesses they have the truth.
2007-07-29 09:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi all.
2007-07-29 09:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The existence of God is a cruel hoax.
2007-07-29 09:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Repent!!
2007-07-29 09:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by St. John Bosco 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Learn to think logically.
2007-07-29 09:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋