Christians...please tell me more about this talking donkey in your bible....any other animals talk?

Question

to fire ball...its in the old testament...you don't know your bible! you are going to hell

to fire ball...its in the old testament...you don't know your bible! you are going to hell

Answer 1

And they don't believe in magic! Bible is chocked full of magic, sorcerery - King Solomon was one of the best! Moses - parting the sea???? That's the bomb. Burning bushes that talk, talking snakes and asses, water into wine, staff turned into snake, god! what more proof do they need???

Answer 2

Balaam and His Donkey
21 So the next morning Balaam saddled his donkey and started off with the Moabite officials. 22 But God was furious that Balaam was going, so he sent the angel of the Lord to stand in the road to block his way. As Balaam and two servants were riding along, 23 Balaam's donkey suddenly saw the angel of the Lord standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand. The donkey bolted off the road into a field, but Balaam beat it and turned it back onto the road. 24 Then the angel of the Lord stood at a place where the road narrowed between two vineyard walls. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the Lord standing there, it tried to squeeze by and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall. So Balaam beat the donkey again. 26 Then the angel of the Lord moved farther down the road and stood in a place so narrow that the donkey could not get by at all. 27 This time when the donkey saw the angel, it lay down under Balaam. In a fit of rage Balaam beat it again with his staff.
28 Then the Lord caused the donkey to speak. "What have I done to you that deserves your beating me these three times?" it asked Balaam.
29 "Because you have made me look like a fool!" Balaam shouted. "If I had a sword with me, I would kill you!"
30 "But I am the same donkey you always ride on," the donkey answered. "Have I ever done anything like this before?"
"No," he admitted.
31 Then the Lord opened Balaam's eyes, and he saw the angel of the Lord standing in the roadway with a drawn sword in his hand. Balaam fell face down on the ground before him.
32 "Why did you beat your donkey those three times?" the angel of the Lord demanded. "I have come to block your way because you are stubbornly resisting me. 33 Three times the donkey saw me and shied away; otherwise, I would certainly have killed you by now and spared the donkey."
34 Then Balaam confessed to the angel of the Lord, "I have sinned. I did not realize you were standing in the road to block my way. I will go back home if you are against my going."

Answer 3

There is a famous misquote from the Bible, where a verse mentions that, after a certain event (I think relating to the second coming of Christ), "the voice of the turtle will be heard in the land".
Some readers have misunderstood this, thinking it means that in the event, the common turtle will rise up and speak in the tongue of man.

It means nothing of the sort, but it is an allegorical reference to the song of the turtle dove, a traditional harbinger of peace.

Answer 4

Animals talk? I thought it was just burning bushes. Wow, this bible thing is crazier than Harry Potter.

Hey we should probably all worship Harry Potter.

Potterites of the world, Unite!

Answer 5

besides the donkey, there was the snake and i believe a unicorn also spoke...hans christian anderson would be proud!...

Answer 6

The Donkey had MORE TO SAY...... than you do!

Your PSEUDO QUESTION.... is nothing more than Ignorant Mocking!

"IGNORANT.... Definition:"....... Without proper knowledge and / or understanding. Also Un-Informend.

Thanks, RR

Answer 7

Frances was a MULE.

Mr. Ed was a horse, of course!

Answer 8

Gavin,
The one you follow is the snake that was called satan in the Garden. It is found in Genesis. Have a nice day.
Thanks,
Eds


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Answer 9

God can do anything including, make a donkey talk, look what he did for you, kidding.

Answer 10

Instead of making fun of Christians why not go talk to the jackass in the mirror!