Donald Rumsfield briefed the President of the United States this morning.
He told bush that three Brazillion soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyones amazement the colour drained from the presidents face, Then he
collapsed onto his desk, Head in hands, visibly shaken almost whimpering.
Finally he composed himself and asked Rumsfield.... "Just how many is a
Brazillion???"
2007-07-29 01:26:02 · 24 answers · asked by lilmissdisorganised 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmbo ... Oh yeah ... that's a keeper ... can't wait to repeat that one
Cheney walks into the oval office where Bush is hootin and hollarin like a good ol boy screamin, "I DID IT! ... I DID IT!" and Cheney asks, "What?" and Bush says, "See that jigsaw puzzle on the desk, I worked on that for 8 hrs. a day, everyday, for 1 mon." ... Cheney says, "So?" ... Bush says, "Lookie thar, rt thar on the cover of the box, it says, 4 yrs. - 8 yrs."
2007-07-29 01:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-29 02:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A bit funny. Made me give just a little smile
2007-07-29 06:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep! That's The Bush!! LOL.
2007-07-31 17:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could shower you with stars for that. But only one. I'll be laughing over that for days now whenever I think of it. *
2007-07-29 08:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it....but still funny
2007-07-29 04:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Bush read this--he's smarter than he was yesterday|!
2007-07-30 10:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Satch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-29 05:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is what I call funny. Keep them coming!
2007-07-29 01:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by mother sensible 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol 2 funny!
2007-07-29 01:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋