what have been your funniest childhood incidents?

Answer 1

I actually have two. Both around the same time when I was about 13. I don't know if these are more funny or embarrassing. The first one happened right around my 13th birthday. I was living in Raliegh NC at the time and we had a really big snow. My girl friend and I decided it would be fun to walk to the Mall because there were no cars on the road at all, yet the Mall was still open and to make it better it was a school day. My friend was a tad bit scared of various things especially big dogs. However I didn't till that day know how much. On the way back we were walking on the sidewalk and suddenly from out of no where came this really large solid black German Shepard. It was like one of those horror movies like the Omen. He just stood behind us like he was poised to kill. Smiling like we were his next meal. Now this was quite a shock because even then years ago most dogs were kept inside, tied or in a fence. My friend started to panic. I was keeping my cool and I came up with my 13 year old expert advice on the situation. I told her what ever you do don't run. I told her if you run a dog will see you as prey. "I think I heard that answer at the time for for every animal there was including tigers, lions, bears and elephaunts. She is frozen in fear by this point and the dog was like a satue like he was waiting to make his move. I had no more than got "What ever you do don't run out of my mouth" and my very best friend of all time screams and then out of panic grabs my hair slings me down and runs like it is for her life. At the same time the dog breaks his position and what was almost like a slow motion movie makes it to me where I was on the ground in 2.5 seconds. My friend was basically 1/2 a mile up the sidewalk. Then before I could move or even roll over this dog is on top of me. One paw on each side of my body. He face in my face smiling. I am frozen waiting for the kill. Then his tail starts to wag and he starts licking my face like I am his long lost best friend. I get up and the dog just runs home. Oh my friend I don't remember if she ever even said sorry. I was kinda in shock.

The other one I will never forget either. I have told this one to my kids over the years and they love to tell this one to their friends.

This was also about the same time but in the summer. It was in the year of the "Streak". If anyone remembers or is old enough to remember they even wrote a song about it. If you are not old enough or have never heard about it, well people mainly men for some reason where taking off all their clothes and just running in front of people and trying not to get caught. They sometimes had masks as not to be identified. Sometimes not. Well it was kinda happening all over the country and even more since the song came out. It happened at the high school once as a graduation prank and at various events or ball-games.

Anyway my friend (the same one in the other story) along with another friend decided on Sat. to go to an all day playing of a nine hour series of the movies of the "Planet of the Apes". they played everyone of them back to back. Heck it was only a buck and a good way to kill a Sat. I have always had a tiny pea bladder. I have always had to go several times a day. I never could even ride anything basically at the fair due to my weak bladder. I had gone several times at the movie and it was always kinda embarrassing as a teenager how many times I had to go. So when the last movie was over even though we were walking home and I kinda needed to go I figured I could make it and the crowd was leaving out the exit anyway and I was being push out with the flow.

We decided to take the short cut which by then I was really happy about, through the woods behind the church. We got in the woods and my good friend goes look over at that tree......It is a neckid man wearing nothing but tennis shoes. I couldn't see him and she pointed and pointed till I could. THEN SHE YELLS....RUN! We all screamed and did just that. That very second I lost it. My well for lack of a better word my pee. I was soaked. Well we were all friends and I knew it would be a secret between girl friends and all. So we decide since my friends house was in site we would just go there and I would get a change of clothes no big deal. We went through the gate only to find every single boy in the neighbor hood over at her house playing football. Oh by the way her brother my first crush was there too.

To make it even worse even though we did sneak in and no one saw me my firends mother called the police to report a pervert in the woods. To make it worse she was kinda flat chested and I was basically "Dolly Pardon" by 13. She gave me a body suit outfit and I was kinda billowing out the top. The police man when interviewing up kept looking at my chest the whole time asking me several times did he try anything. He never asked them anything. Evita

Answer 2

Me and my cousins were playing in an old rented house that my uncle and aunty were renting out next door to their mansion, when i could notice there was a pretty big hole in a wall in the lounge room.Me being a stupid mere 10 ys old could see cockroaches crawling all over the place inside the hole as the house was infested it was disgusting.So i had this idea and i tell my cousin to grab me some bug spray.My stupidity was overwhelming and i got a flick lighter which i found in the lounge room and sparked it up as well as spraying into the hole.A big huge flame went inside the hole and BOOM! the whole wall sounded like it blew up and shook the whole house and me and my 3 other cousins ran for it.By this time my uncle was screaming at us cos he heard the bang which he thought was the stove in the kitchen.Lol we went back in the house and the hole inside of the wall was covered in charcoal and dust dead cockroaches everywhere.

Answer 3

Here's something funny that happened to me as a teacher. We were planning a field trip to the zoo and I asked my children to think about what animal they most wanted to see. Most of them wanted to see the lions or the giraffes, but one bright four year old said with great excitement that he wanted to see the dinosaurs. What a great opportunity to learn the word "extinct" and talk about real and pretend, I thought. So that's where the discussion went, and little Joe said he still wanted to see the dinosaurs. "I know they have them, because I saw them in the movie Jurassic Park!"

LOL Parents, be careful what your children watch on TV and in movies! This situation was fairly harmless, but children have a different perspective than you do!

Answer 4

I don't remember any from my personal childhood. Guess it wasn't very funny, but I do have 2 funny ones from my teaching experience.

One day my group of toddlers and I were watching a little beetle on the sidewalk. They were circled 'round and we were talking about its colour, how many legs it had, what it was doing, etc. (never mind I was trying very hard to hide my aversion to all bugs). Suddenly, the cutest, most petite, little girl in my group came over to join us. She squeezed into the circle, leaned way down to look closely at the bug, then stood up and stomped on him.

One day Jeffrey (another toddler) couldn't stay awake to finish his lunch. He woke up from his nap earlier than the other children, while I was gone on my break. When I got back, he was sitting at the table, wearing only a diaper (it was very hot!) and eating his lunch. I said "Oh - you're eating lunch in your diaper!" He looked at me, laughed, and said "Nahhhh - I eat it in my plate!"

Answer 5

I forgot my show n tell for 1st grade and I was devasted. I really wanted to bring my teddy bear. So I was determined to have a show n tell. I stood up and told the class that my dad wrote the song by the beetles Michelle my Bell for me and sold it to the beetles. (I didn't have a dad.)

Everyone thought that was really cool! I just didn't think my teacher would call my mom at home.:( Boy did I get into trouble.

Answer 6

As a five year old on my first week of kindergarten my first tooth fell out. I was terrified that I would get into trouble so I didn't tell my teacher, or my parents and when I got home I threw it into the bin. Then (tried) made my lip cover the gap. My parents eventually noticed the gap and asked me about it, so I told them. We went through the bin to locate the tooth, but we didn't find it...

The tooth fairy still came and left me some money, though.

Answer 7

I was 12yrs old and my english teacher asked us to stand up and ask what a word that I had heard of but didn't know the meaning of. I stood up and said 'bollocks' because my dad said it a lot. She never did tell me !! (don't tell me now though I'm a lot older and wiser me thinks!) lol

Answer 8

In first or second grade, I was went to the restroom, & then I bent over to like flush the toilet and my watch slipped off my wrist down the toilet! I was devestated, and the teacher had to get it out!

Answer 9

Used to wear my pajamas pants on my head, then braided the two legs together... then in an instant I was Rapunzel! Rapunzel, rapunzel...let down your hair!

Answer 10

i pooed on my shorts when i was in grade one. (i was six years old that time and was not wearing brief!) i was sitting in front co'z i was small. our teacher was in front of me, sitting on her chair when they all smelled their favorite perfume when they were still a crawler, they were looking for that somebody who was me. it was easy for them to trace the smell co'z they were like scooby doos. our teacher looked for my older sister who was in grade three to wipe away my tears (poops!)! haha.. everytime i remember that, i always want to roll on floor.. i have told my bestfriends about it.. so everyone knows about it already!


p.s.
it didn't happen once.. but twice! so, i thank my sister!