Ape or not, i enjoy going to Mass every Sunday. I makes me feel closer to some higher power that i cannot possibly describe. Is that just dribble from an old ape creeping around with his gout. Just a habit? Helps my feelings somehow. Still, i know i am so close and kin to our jungle cousins. I am here with you on the planet of the apes. God bless you.
2007-07-28 21:06:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Right on Binky apeman, have a nice day
2007-07-28 21:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Though I am but a lowly human, created by God as such and never descended from the apes, I fully intend to attend church this morning and thank God that I know who I am and who He is. I will also be speaking this morning--on the joys of having our feet planted on the Rock of Christ.
We may be structurally similar to the apes but it's what's hidden in the old occipital that makes all the difference.
2007-07-28 21:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why go to chuch to be close to God, I find that in most churchs you sit and listen to a man preach on what we should do and not do, mans words, what about God? Gods true words, Love Peace, understanding, how we can be closer to God, without the blackmail that comes from some churchs
2007-07-28 23:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Atheist apes do not know how to go the church for a mass. They are busy climbing the trees on the jungle because somebody is hunting the apes. Poor atheist.
jtm
2007-07-28 21:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Church?
2007-07-28 21:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Darth Alfalfa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first time I heard someone say that Man came from monkey I got very upset. Why? because I know that God created man in his own image. and God is not a monkey.
The idea that man and monkey are related came from Charles Darwin. He was mistaken and before he died he admitted to some very learned scholars that he was wrong.
enough said
2007-07-28 21:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by cjam 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Not an ape(?), but I am going to church in the AM.
2007-07-28 21:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by sharky 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to the gym and working out so I can live longer.
Have fun sitting at church.
2007-07-28 21:09:51 · answer #8 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You might go to church but you've not learnt about unconditional love, equality and respect, not everyone needs to go to chruch, its more of an american thing, god is everywhere and can be prayed to whenever, not just as a ritual thing in going to church, it doesn't work like that.
Also forgiveness and to not judge others, you must have been asleep when the vicar was talking about them.
2007-07-28 21:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by jadealiesha 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
god is everywhere, so why bother?
you will not find him in buildings of stone.
god is all around you & inside you.
save on the petrol, stay home & worship from the comfort of your armchair.
2007-07-28 21:50:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋