1) You think Possum is the other white meat.
2) Your husband spray paints the upholstery in the car to make it look new.
3) You've ever given Tupperware Ice tea "Glasses" as a wedding present.
4) You're dungarees expose more than half of your buttcrack because of the weight of you're pocket knife.
5) Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer.
6)You picket you're horses on the lawn so you don't have to mow it.
2007-07-28 20:33:52 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's a nice Irish boy like you know about rednecks?
2007-07-29 01:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1] It isn't?? 2] He also put in some nice indoor outdoor carpet.3] Well Tupperware has a life time guarantee 4] It's not just any pocket knife it's a scout masters with a fork and spoon and nail file...... 5] Yeah so??? 6] Saves on feed those horses cost a lot to maintain!! EEEEE HHHAAA!!!
2007-07-29 14:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha nice one. Actually there are some really good ideas there especially the last one. Shame haven't got any horses though!!!
:-)))
2007-07-29 06:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool like number 5
2007-07-29 11:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sampras 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a redneck, and we arent like this.. but i got one
u might be a redneck if u go to ur family reunion, hoping to meet a woman.
2007-07-29 03:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Raymonds World*~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanksgiving dinner is ruined, because ur out of ketchup.
Your family tree doesn't have any branches.
2007-07-29 03:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if you actually post "six reasons why you might be a redneck."
2007-07-29 03:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by PatSajack8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i might be a redneck if i didn't know redneck is the white equivalent of beaner, wop or the lovely n-word.
top contributor, thank you for the racial slur.
2007-07-29 03:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by slkrchck 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when they say hoe down your sister hits the floor
2007-07-29 03:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by westonrobbie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are good! LOL
Jeff Foxworthy is great are these his?
2007-07-29 03:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by Wade C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋