The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,
and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework
Three, you will be very disapointed one day. .!
2007-07-28 20:30:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classic and good one!
Do you know the "filthy Johnny" spelling B joke?
2007-07-28 21:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
What do you mean "took them out of their shells!"
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!
2007-07-29 08:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only ten times?
2007-07-29 04:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep, good reply 2 mary
2007-07-29 03:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tania 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Just something we could all wish for!! Hehe.
2007-07-29 04:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
meanwhile a 10 incher would be nice
2007-07-29 03:34:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-07-29 07:57:33 · answer #7 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! That's so true! Good one.
2007-07-29 03:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by love4hyphy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-29 03:34:16 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She will be very disappointed.
2007-07-29 03:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋