Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Can I even get a fake number?
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
2007-07-28 15:55:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
all were pretty retarded except the "can i even get a fake number"... that had me cracking up! haha
2007-07-28 15:58:23 · answer #1 · answered by bittersweet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like these:
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
2007-07-28 16:03:27 · answer #2 · answered by *~*~tubane~*~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I even get a fake number?
I fell for I'm gonna call you slick cause you keep makin' me fall for you.
also, you're so hot I'm gonna call you.....tonight.
2007-07-28 15:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
love it!
2007-07-28 16:07:18 · answer #4 · answered by Alexis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
positioned a drop of tear interior the sea final night for you. and that i can't supply up loving you till you detect that tear drop. [is probably no longer a p.c.. up line yet nonetheless lovable!] some thing tells me you're candy. am i able to have a pattern? [under no circumstances heard this one in the previous, I laughed] Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How a pair of date? [had to think of roughly this for a sec, yet very humorous]
2016-10-09 12:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, I lost my number, can I have yours?
Is there such a thing as love at first sight or should I walk by again?
hahaha yours are much better, I love corny pick-up lines.
I'd have to say that the global warming one is my favorite!!
2007-07-28 16:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by theskyis_blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA the polar bear one...awesome. I would definitely give a guy my number just for making me laugh. A sense of humor is sexy.
2007-07-28 15:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL they are all good, and making a girl laugh is a big plus, women love a guy with a great sense of humor. just remember to be yourself too and not a ham !!! good luck, tiger !!
2007-07-28 15:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by margie k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thsose are freakin hilarious, if those lines came my way honestly I would laugh and walk away...
Tha bandaid one is kinda cute though.
2007-07-28 16:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by lavinnar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to say my all time favorite is "Is that a mirrior in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
My boyfriend says that to me sometimes. Only because we like A Night at the Roxbury. Cracks me up. Sometimes it works. =]
2007-07-28 16:00:08 · answer #10 · answered by IndiHippi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none of the above.
try: take her hand. using your finger, trace the lines on her hand and say "there's a little bunny here, and a big river here. the river is too long to go around, to fast to swim across, and to big to jump over. how does the bunny get to the other side?" when she says "I dunno, how?" you say "no clue, I just wanted to hold your hand."
if that doesn't work, just say "hey, I'm ______ and I was wondering if you'd like to get some coffee sometime."
2007-07-28 16:03:00 · answer #11 · answered by bubblepup13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋