Bad Salesman
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once.
The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" John explained.
"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post.
"Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"
2007-07-28 15:33:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
xD very funny... oh wow
2007-07-28 15:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Austin B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 16:02:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. funny. XD you get a star.
2007-08-01 00:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by You Dont Know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, lol that is very funny.
2007-07-29 18:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! Very funny! xD star 4 u!
2007-07-28 16:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was funny
2007-07-30 07:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny keep it up we need jokes like that . i hope u were not jhon . lmaoooooooo
2007-07-28 15:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I justed shi* myself
2007-07-28 17:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol : ) u get a star ... so can i have 10 pts ?
2007-07-28 15:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL Good one!!!
2007-07-28 16:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by mustangjackie2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋