2007-07-28 15:06:49 · 13 answers · asked by Borat Sagdiyev 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He turns water into wine. I should learn how to do that so I can be wasted 24/7 (24 hours and 7 days a week)
2007-07-28 15:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't do any tricks. However, if you want to become a tricky magician, maybe you should watch Chris Angels. Without Jesus in your life sincerely, you will not succeed in anything you do. Prepare your heart to receive Christ in your life.
2007-07-28 15:42:25 · answer #2 · answered by oliveoil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bible is full of magic and magicians.....but Christians don't even see this. Solomon was a great sorcerer. Jesus, Moses - I mean, parting the waters of a sea!!!!! That's the bomb!
2007-07-28 15:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can turn a Vile Temptress like Mary Magdellen into a Shy Temptress.
*Shy Temptresses are just as bad as Vile Temptresses,but only in private.*
2007-07-28 15:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I haven´t seen any, but they still talk about it at every show 2000 years later.
2007-07-28 15:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He brainwashed countless people... I consider that magical in its own right.
2007-07-28 15:12:27 · answer #6 · answered by James 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And the Bible says...."He who"..........blah blah. Jesus is magic, but David Blaine is better.
2007-07-28 15:15:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He makes a flash !
2007-07-28 15:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Laff -Hugs 4all- 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't need magic.
2007-07-28 15:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Your first trick should be to make yourself disappear!
2007-07-28 15:13:00 · answer #10 · answered by Is it Friday yet?? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋