A physically large guy meets a woman in a bar, and after a number of drinks they decide to go back to his place.
As they are making out in the bedroom, just before the act, he stands up takes his shirt off, flexing his muscular arms and says: "See them baby? thats 100 pounds of dymamite!"
She begins to drool.
The man drops his trousers, stands in a bodybuilder pose and says:( referring to his bulging legs) "See those baby? thats 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She's aching for action at this point.
Finally he drops his underpants, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she gets out the door and asks: "Why are you in such a hurry to leave baby?"
She replies: "with 200 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, i'm afraid your going to blow!!"
2007-07-28 14:00:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 14:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO I never had a complaint like that ( Have you never see the size of a Whale's todger), It's a side effect of the steroids and he cant help it LOL
2007-07-28 19:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a good joke this evening. Thanx.
2007-07-28 15:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, thats so funny! star 4 u
2007-07-28 14:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-07-28 14:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.I had a good laugh.
2007-07-28 22:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. very funny. definitly adding it to my starred questions. : )
2007-07-28 14:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah very funny, like it!!!
2007-07-28 14:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this here was funny
2007-07-28 14:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-07-28 14:17:13 · answer #10 · answered by STFU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋