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I have a serious issue. Do you mind me asking you a favour? Here's my dilema....I've been wanting this for a long time. I've been craving it for so long! I mean the memories of it going in hard and coming out soft; it's driving me insane! My tongue wrapped around it, licking up the juices. Ny mouth waters due to the strong urges. I can't help moan at the thought of each bite, for the flavour is too great! I need it, can't you see? So can you please help me? Well, now that I've chimed my heart out, here's my question........






















Can I have some gum?

(Smila, stop drooling! :)

2007-07-28 13:18:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Well that gives a whole new meaning now to chewing gum fidgety!

2007-07-30 23:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1 0

Naughty, naughty. But the question who is naughty me for thinking it was going to be something different than gum, or you for teasing me? Excellent joke have 10 points.

2007-07-29 02:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

LMSIAO I'm sure I have some gum here somewhere, what flavour would you like.? I recommend "Juicy Lucy"

2007-07-28 19:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1 0

Yep here's some hubba bubba *hands over gum*

2007-07-28 13:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Naughty gal! Funny though, I tried to guess what it was before reading it.

I guessed wrong.

2007-07-29 08:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0 0

they could have lived under the Communist Regim. reason those circumstances you would be able to discover ways to stay to tell the story, in simple terms like into the Holocaust. you would be sort of "imaginative" those circumstances besides!

2016-10-09 12:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by whitehead 3 · 0 0

Sure. Here. That'd be 25 cents, lady...

2007-07-28 13:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0 1

Now, that's just Naughty! LOL. LOL.

2007-07-28 16:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

YES YOU CAN GO TO A STORE AND BUY IT FOR 77 CENTS.

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2007-07-28 13:28:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

hahaahahahaaaa hope smila see's this one!!!
The girls are kickin a*s tonight pmsl!!!

2007-07-28 13:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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