You know someone actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on my windscreen it says "Parking fine."
So that was nice.
Still makes me laugh today not sure about you miserable lot?? :O)
2007-07-28 13:17:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tommy Cooper!
Lol,
Brilliant.
Just like that.
2007-07-28 13:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by tattie_herbert 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to see my doctor the other day. I said, "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." He said. "Pull yourself together."
This woman goes to see doctor:
"Doctor, every time it rains, I get a pain in my crutch."
"Jump up on the couch and I'll have a look. Yes, you need a small operation, this won't take long. Come back after the next rain shower."
"Doctor, it worked fine, what did you do?"
"I cut two inches off the top of your Wellington boots!"
2007-07-28 21:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it....Thankyou for a smile on a Sunday morning!!!!
Tommy Cooper was EXCELLENT.
2007-07-28 20:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big smile! Nice old fashioned innocent joke!
2007-07-29 10:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL They don't come any better than T.C.
T.C. was in his local one day,he ordered a whisky.
A bloke next to him said,"Do you always drink your whisky neat "?
Tommy said,"No,sometimes I let my shirt tail hang out" !!!
Classic T.C.
2007-07-28 20:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL That is the perfect Tommy Cooper joke, thanks for both the memory and the laugh
2007-07-29 02:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and what about the time he tucked a t-bag into
a taxi drivers lapel pocket and said
here`s something for a cup of tea,,,
2007-07-28 20:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
better than the one i got, said hope ya dont screw like ya park you,d never get it in,but then again my love life,s like shootin pool with a rope
2007-07-28 21:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Us "miserable lots" also find it quite amusing...
It's quite amusing to see you amused by such a shallow joke...
Other than that, the joke's quite nice...
Nice to chuck out the back...
But it's still funny.
Funny that... What?! You think I can't give a compliment every now and then?!
2007-07-28 20:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Goody, Goody!
I loved Tommy.Great wasn't he?
2007-07-28 20:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋