lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So. . . what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that stinkin' map!"
2007-07-28 12:48:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh - S-cat!! Was hoping it wasn't a joke for us to figure out!! Have a good weekend.
2007-07-28 14:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Henry H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No matter how many times that joke has been reworked, it is still funny.
Thanks for the laugh. Here's one for you.
(You can put anyone you want here. I use Rodman)
Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach. He picks it up and suddenly a female genie appears. “Master, I may grant you one wish”, says the genie.
“Hey! Don’t you know who’s I am? I don’t need no woman givin’ me nuttin’,” yells Rodman.
The genie pleads, “But master I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to the bottle forever.”
Dennis thinks for a moment… grumbles something about being inconvenienced and says, “Okay, okay. I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning.” And giving the genie an evil glare he says, “Just do it, and leave me alone.”
The genie, which was annoyed and hurt, says “So be it!” and disappears back into the bottle.
The next morning, Dennis wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tanya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.
Have a great day, Nigel.
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2007-07-28 13:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 12:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by whitehead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
Here's an AMV to go with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFasegaJ1y8&mode=related&search=
2007-07-28 13:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-28 12:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 13:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, nice one made me laugh.
2007-07-28 13:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...Hahahaha
2007-07-28 13:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Ain't that the truth!
2007-07-28 12:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by bettyboop1978 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, have a star, i'll have ti share this one!!!
2007-07-29 01:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋