Suzie at Sunday School wasn't that attentive. She slept. Constantly. One day, the teacher asked her, "Who created the universe?" No response. So Johnny in the seat behind, sticks a pin in her behind. Suzie screams "God Almighty!" Teacher says, "That's correct." A little while later, the teacher asks Suzie, "Who is our savior?" Still asleep. Johnny pins her again and she yells, "Jesus Christ!" Teacher says again, "That's correct." Not much later, she asks Suzie, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 21st child." Johnny pinned her, so she jumped up and screamed (LOUD-ly) " If you stick that dang thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted, and went to therapy 3 times a week for sevral long years.
2007-07-28 12:45:52 · 7 answers · asked by Stan Man 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny, but I've heard it a few times. Still a good one though.
Take Care, Victoria.
2007-07-29 03:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by skatersrock106 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 20:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
older than me. it was a husband and wife in the old version. but still funny. hope we don't all go to hell for laughing about it
2007-07-28 19:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by spamhater 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty old
was funny the first time i heard it and i t was a different version.
2007-07-28 19:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that really funny! * 4 u!
2007-07-28 19:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-07-28 20:05:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...but heard this b4
2007-07-28 19:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by davidson h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋