My mom keeps catching me while I'm doing that little thing guys do sometimes when they're alone...And its starting to really agitate me/make me feel uncomfortable. Does anyone have some advice on being a little more inconspicuous/getting her to think I don't masterbate?
2007-07-28 12:41:38 · 16 answers · asked by MJ 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
It is apparent that your mom is not giving you privacy. You should be able to lock your bedroom and bathroom door and she should respect your privacy.
Ask your mom. "When I'm in the mood and I just have to have relief, it is better to take care of my problem by masturbating or should I have sexual intercourse with Johnny or Bill (Whatever the names of a couple of boys you know)?"
Her answer is obvious, so tell her, "I can't do that unless you give me privacy and if I cannot have privacy I will do it the natural way with Johnny and Bill."
After that, you nosy mom will make her business not to catch you anymore.
2007-07-28 13:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by John 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well obviously when you keep getting caught, your doing it in a place that isn't very private, so how is she going to think you don't do it , when she has seen you , (which is very uncomfortable for her too) .
The idea is to not let that happen again , so she can deal , and you get your privacy, try the shower when your taking a bath, LOCK the door..
Or bed time when your alone and the room is dark , again lock your door..
Or when your home alone but slip into the bathroom or your bedroom , just in case someone comes home UN expectantly, it's better for her to knock and you say just a minute or I'll be right out , than have her see you n the act!!
If she questions your door locking just say Mom , i need some privacy... Any way this isn't an all day activity, I'm sure you have friends hobbies and interests too.. So it shouldn't be hard for you to find a private moment, of the day, if you need too... Bathroom is best , easy clean up too...LOL
Good luck!
2007-07-28 12:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Magic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you don't live with your mom because if so you need
to get your own place and you can masterbate 24/7 . Just
basically masterbate when she goes to bed or work . I think
you may run a high risk of being caught when you know she
is home happy hands ....................
2007-07-28 12:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, it must be awkward between yall. Wait till late at night when you know she is asleep. Dont do it during the day and make sure the doors locked if your in the bathroom.
2007-07-28 12:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a lock for your door or tell her to stay out of your room when your in it.
2007-08-01 12:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she likes catching you as well as you like being caught enjoy it while the game lasts. She knows you do it and is really teasing you
2007-07-28 13:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by wreaser2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can send me pictures to my email paolo_heat02@hotmail.com of you actually doing this, then maybe i can give you some very helpful advice as to how to do this safely and enjoy it.
2007-07-29 15:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by paolo torres 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go in the bathroom and lock the door or do it when shes not home
2007-07-28 12:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by sarahnan52 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it behind a locked door....
2007-07-28 12:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by SugarFreeRedBull 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone masturbates, so i'm sure your mom doesn't think you don't... and i'm sure she realizes it is normal.
try a locked door.
2007-07-28 13:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by letterstoheather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋