A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and his bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But, lo and behold, the next morning the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the bannister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned. "Whatever happened to you, my dear? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhhh no! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant money!!" :(
2007-07-28 12:31:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor thing, no wonder she was so worn out. Another good joke to tell my vicar (he does have a good sense of humour). Thanks for that one, and here's another ten points.
2007-07-29 02:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These were some new jokes that I got to hear after a long time. They made me laugh. Keep up the novel work. P.S. You must be in a very good mood today.
2016-04-01 07:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, i've been saving up for 2 weeks, looks like i've got a ways to go.
2007-07-28 13:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was obviously a lot of life left in the old todger fidgety.
Sorry that should have read codger!
2007-07-30 23:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! HAHAHAHA!
You are on a Roll! LOL.
It's good to read Your Jokes again.
2007-07-28 16:25:21 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha - you're on top form, Fidgey.
Another excellent joke.
:o)
2007-07-28 12:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey , I've been saving up for about six weeks. LOL!!!
2007-07-28 12:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really liked your joke, pretty funny.
Jim
2007-07-28 12:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by jimsg718 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahahah omg thats so funny!
a star for you =D
2007-07-28 12:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by LiLi =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah thats a good un! have a star!
2007-08-02 05:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by Just passing the time! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋