Three women were sitting around talking about their s*x lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Motor Racing Grand Prix. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell me about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medallist for the 400 metres."
"How come?"
"He's got his time down to under 45seconds."
2007-07-28 12:19:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm more like a past hurdler now fidgety.Knackered after the first jump!!!!!!!!
2007-07-30 23:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps the 3rd house wife is still holding on to the baton!
2007-07-28 20:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey , Sex is like a race. Us guys can't help if we finish first, We both start at the same time. LOL!!!
2007-07-28 19:26:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop it, how am I going to get anything done today if I keep on laughing so much?
2007-07-29 09:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO Aww Fidget you're not supposed to tell my secrets It's just not fair. LOL
2007-07-29 02:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 20:33:21 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Gave you a star.
2007-07-28 20:34:19 · answer #7 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats poooo!!
2007-07-28 19:24:55 · answer #8 · answered by BOO !!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, glad i'm not the only one
2007-07-28 19:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eesh...
poor 3rd woman...
but Ha!
really really funny!
That 3rd womans husband sure isnèt grateful!
If i were her, I would just ditch him...
ha ha ha!
2007-07-28 19:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋