Bob was out walking one day when he came to a big house in a nice neighbourhood.
Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree, then another couple behing some bushes by the house.
He walkied up to the door of the house and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door and Bob asked what kind of a place this was.
"This is a brothel," replied the madam.
"Well, what's all this out on the lawn? queried the man.
"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."
2007-07-28 12:13:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO My neighbourhood has gone downhill recently and this kind of yard sale is happening more and more. I have the video to prove it too.
2007-07-28 19:08:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What an eye opener for Bob.Fancy seeing all those feet and inches in the yard! I bet he doesn't come across those sights as a rule!
2007-07-31 00:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The wh*res are in the yard. They are what's for sale. Hence "yard sale". Very funny. lmao
2007-07-28 13:37:18 · answer #3 · answered by philisopheyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-07-28 12:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 13:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!! Cheap, huh? LOL.
Good one, Mz. Fidgety.
2007-07-28 16:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.
First time I have ever heard that one.
2007-08-03 07:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally, one that is not older than me.
are there really people that do not get the joke, or are they just trying to be funny
2007-07-28 13:02:27 · answer #8 · answered by spamhater 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ye i got a discount for cash too
2007-08-03 01:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, maybe the hubby will go tag-sale-ing now
2007-07-28 12:16:57 · answer #10 · answered by toby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋