On their first night together, a newlywed couple gets ready for bed. The new bride comes out of the bathom, all showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now; you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished with her beauty.
"Oh, oh, aaaahh," he exclaims. "Oh my goodness, you are so beautiful; let me take your photo."
Puzzled she asks, "My photo?"
He answers, "Yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her photograph, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why are you wearing a robe? We are married now."
The man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh, my, let me get a photo of YOU."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged!" :)
2007-07-28 12:06:44 · 28 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAO How did you know about that.? My wife said it was a picture for her only.
2007-07-29 13:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also suffer from embarrassment when I get out of a shower. If the water's too cold, it shrivels up to a 9" stump!
2007-07-28 12:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh You very funny Mr. Jones.
2007-08-04 11:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.
2007-07-28 13:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-08-04 08:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by snapshotace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 very good puts the lads to shame haha.here is a star.
2007-07-28 12:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by Spot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah well.You know what they say Piscesburd.It's not the size of the weapon it's the power of the thrust!
2007-07-31 00:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 i liked it!
2007-07-30 23:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by Just passing the time! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch...Funny but hits way too close to home, lol.
2007-08-04 12:10:02 · answer #9 · answered by TC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-29 04:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋