2007-07-28 11:35:09 · 19 answers · asked by VT Cheney 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
are you saying I'm not a woman?
2007-07-28 11:46:02 · update #1
*cries*
2007-07-28 11:46:27 · update #2
Contacts, better hair color and oh yea, a 'gina...some Botox wouldn't hurt either..but, there's not much to work with there....sorry
2007-07-28 11:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you order a copy of "The Vile Temptress' Handbook" from the Vile Temptress and Depraved Women's League for $14.95, plus shipping and handling. You'll find lots of tips on such subjects as "The Care and Feeding of Stiletto Heels" and "When Good Bustiers Go Bad."
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2007-07-28 19:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wanting to is the first step in becoming. Watch lots of Mae West films, listen to Bessy Smith...do you have a trained eyebrow? That helps, too. Oh, what is a trained eyebrow? It's when you are able to raise only one eyebrow. Other things you'll need to learn: peeling grapes, 'The Walk', textiles and fabrics for that seductive wardrobe and boudoir--never call it a bedroom. There's also 'Diamond Street', which is a nice book to read for more insight.
2007-07-28 18:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Keselyű 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to work for Hillary Clinton, and just watch what she does and how she does it. You will become as vile as she, plus being a temptress that would tempt Bill.
2007-07-28 18:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by The Cythian 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stay out of the sun, drink lots of sparkling Evian, thick layer of shiny lip gloss, and keep it heavy on the Eau d' Chanel No.5. Long silky robes, fuzzy slipper heels, and big bug Chanel sunglasses optional.
2007-07-28 18:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Come over to my place... I've a got some make up and a bustier that'll leave men weeping after you've walked past....( *whispering* they don't need to know if you don't have a ********...)
2007-07-28 18:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In your case, I'm afraid money will have to be the temptation... lots and LOTS of money. So, if you aint got it, start gettin' it. If you've got enough of it, that'll turn the trick for ya.
2007-07-28 19:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by gehme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have wear slinky clothes and talk in a deep husky voice. Perfume works as long as it isn't over powering.
2007-07-28 18:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be very vile and lude in your tempting ways.
2007-07-28 18:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
by the asking of the question...you may be well on your way...without help
2007-07-28 18:39:50 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋