There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the newspaper?”
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, “A bird.”
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, “I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I’m here.”
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, “What did you do to that naked fellow?”
After a pause, the girl replied, “To him? Nothing! I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!”
2007-07-28 11:01:53 · 20 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehhehe...your super!!!!
2007-08-03 20:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by dianelane0811 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet Bill Clinton likes that joke
2007-08-04 21:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 21:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude thats disgusting
2007-07-28 18:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've read this one in spanish. It's awesome! 10/10!
2007-08-05 12:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Funny in a weird way!
2007-08-05 07:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by Sh00ting_St@r! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahah!!!! All I can do is laugh and cringe at that one!! Talk about pain and suffering...good one!!
2007-07-28 18:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Crazygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just goes to show you, you should never lie to children.
2007-08-04 22:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by treebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a bit disturbing but it's still funny =P
2007-08-04 14:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Good one.
2007-08-04 13:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by Annabelle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!
2007-08-05 07:30:26 · answer #11 · answered by Kaualani E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋