Three guys are discussing the control they have over their wives.
Bob, the first guy says: "I have immense control over my wife. Every night I come home from work to find my dinner waiting for me on the table."
Jim, the second guy says: "I have total control over my wife. Every night I come home from work to find a hot bath ready and waiting."
The third guy, Smila, says: "The other night, lads, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The other two are really impressed with this and ask, "Yeah, Smila, what did she say?".........
"GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED SMILA AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!"
2007-07-28 10:56:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That would have wiped the smila from off his face!
2007-07-30 23:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A really good joke well worth a star. I hope you had a good nights sleep and are up and ready to go with some more jokes.
2016-05-21 03:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....brilliant.
I've heard a different version from you in the past but love this one....10/10.
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2007-07-28 11:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-28 11:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 13:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-07-28 10:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by habibah_al_sudiary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way im staying under the bed
2007-08-01 22:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muy bueno!
2007-07-28 10:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by regerugged 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
omg that is so funny! i give that a 1000 out of 1000 :D
Have a star for such a good joke :)
2007-07-28 11:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep! You gotta treat'em that way, sometimes! LOL.
2007-07-28 16:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋