On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble."Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
2007-07-28 09:40:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol you just made my day probably night also
2007-07-28 09:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing… You just lent colour to my life! A Star for you because you are worth it!!!
2007-07-28 10:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-28 14:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad. Poor guy didn't know what hit him.
2007-07-28 09:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by PersonalImprov 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it
2007-07-28 09:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one:)
2007-07-28 12:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by xjemdx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-28 09:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by ℓάced 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋