A California policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because
he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the
statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat. "He's
a real jerk when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
2007-07-28 06:36:25 · 17 answers · asked by Phoenix 寶尚羿 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's next..LOL!!! Free accommodation and meals in jail for all of them?
2007-07-28 07:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by Aileen HK 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lucky policeman, I bet that made his day but who got the money?
2007-07-28 06:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now the policesman has a major headache, needs a lie down
2007-07-28 06:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one,lol. like the avatar:)
2007-07-28 07:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by askmeanother 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy and I thought I'd had a wierd day!
2007-07-28 06:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I phoned my friend to tell him and he laughed too.
2007-07-28 06:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-28 07:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha lol Good one.
I like it
Have a star
2007-07-28 07:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pant-wettingly good joke!!!
2007-07-28 06:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good i like that one
2007-07-28 07:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋