A little old lady sits at the cafe counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter houts, "One burger."
"Whereupon the chef grabs a huge chunk of minced meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then throws it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen, i've changed my mind," the old lady says.
"Yeah," says the counterman, "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts!"
2007-07-28 06:10:14 · 19 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think i'll go eat at McDonald's instead...no, i'd rather have the armpit patty.
But I just hope those doughnuts aren't cream filled
2007-07-28 06:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by PSU840 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I'll never look at a doughnut the same way again!! Funny!! Your jokes are always good for a laugh!!
2007-07-28 10:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSIAO That's what I call a doughty one, brings a whole new meaning to the hole in the dough.
2007-07-28 10:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't question efficiency....form the patty and salt it at the same time...brilliant.
2007-07-28 06:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is true Eww! That place should be shut down!
2007-07-28 06:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Kenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Thank you, I need a laugh today!!
2007-07-28 06:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want McDonalds.
2007-07-28 06:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-28 06:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she can change and i can give this order to anther one
2007-07-28 06:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by anwar j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope he doesn't make the coffee. then i might have to kick his a*se.
2007-07-28 07:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋