A guy flies into a town for a meeting the next day and decides he could use a beer. He doesn't know his way around, so he just goes into the first bar he sees. After a few moments, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he figures it's no problem, he'll just have his beer and go back to his room.
He asks the bartender for a beer and the bartender replies, "there's only one rule here, before I can serve you, you have to tell me the nickname for your penis."
This definitely surprises the guy but he still wants a beer so he asks the guy next to him what his is called.
The other guy says " I call mine Chevy, like a rock"
Then he asks the guy on his other side who replies, "I call mine Gillette, the best a man can get."
Finally the guy is ready to order a beer so he asks the bartender for one.
"So what do you call yours? " the bartender asks.
"I call it Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman!"
2007-07-28 03:33:31 · 10 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OUTSTANDINGLY FUNNY!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-07-28 09:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by LESA F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but here's another > How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Cmon let's go ride bikes !
2007-07-28 10:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
that's not bad. maybe the buildup could be shortened a bit.
but it's good for a laugh
2007-07-28 10:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by Robert K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good 1! thx
2007-07-28 10:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by blakeluvsjoeJoNAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one sea dog. Keep them coming...
2007-07-28 11:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
G1
2007-07-28 11:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by russbillen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA funny as heck!
2007-07-28 10:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by ÄÐЦÇT¦ÖÑ™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-07-28 11:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was close.
2007-07-28 12:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true
2007-07-28 10:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋