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2007-07-28 03:33:01 · 9 answers · asked by dan2low 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

because I was after him with a kitchen knife.
(hey I was hungry :)~

2007-07-28 03:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by ÄÐЦÇT¦ÖÑ™ 4 · 0 0

Because she's pissed that the Rooster took off with another hen, left her stranded with the mortgage and a new car payment and now she has to go and figure out why there are mysterious withdrawals from their joint account for a " Barn Yard love" website.....very sad

2007-07-28 10:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by natibiris 3 · 0 0

He was stapled to a Punk Rocker!

2007-07-28 15:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by kevbig 2 · 0 0

Cuz she wanted to lay it on the line.

2007-07-28 11:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by Caretaker 7 · 0 0

To get to the other side.

2007-07-28 12:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Blue to the Bone 4 · 0 0

The Colonel was waiting for him...

2007-07-28 12:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0 0

cuz he heard colonel sanders saying 'dang i missed one!'

2007-07-28 12:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0 0

because u were telling jokes on his side!

2007-07-28 10:38:39 · answer #8 · answered by meganpk 1 · 0 0

To show the possum it could be done! :D

2007-07-28 10:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by Reba W 4 · 0 0

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