Because they can't get the Wrappers off.
2007-07-28 01:29:17 · 19 answers · asked by Paul T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice!
Ice who?
Ice the guy who builds da boats, and I'ce the guy who sails 'em!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mammoth!
Mammoth who?
Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear up ahead!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Igloo!
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice floe!
Ice floe who?
Ice floe-ting in the cold, cold water. HELP! Pull me OUT!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eskimo!
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions - he'll tell you no lies!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Shivery!
Shivery who?
Shivery disappeared with the Knights of the Round Table!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicle!
Icicle who?
Icicle down to the newsstand and get me a newspaper, please.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snowy!
Snowy who?
Snowy in the word "snow" - just an "s" and an "n" and an "o" and a "w".
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicles!
Icicles who?
Icicles flying by the sea shore - their wings are flapping up and down!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Arctic!
Arctic who?
Arctics gonna bite me if they get in my long-johns?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sleet!
Sleet who?
Sleet, I'm starving!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a bad thing you did!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Blue!
Blue who?
Blue your nose - the cold is making it run!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my Mom if I can come out and play in the snow.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grrr!
Grrr who?
Are you a polar bear or an owl?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Churchill!
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding !
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cameron!
Cameron who?
Cameron film are all you need to take pictures of the northern lights!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eddy!
Eddy who?
Eddy idea how I can cure this cold!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Guitar!
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it's cold outside!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I stay home from school today? It's too cold to go outside!
2007-07-28 08:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
Verrrry Funny!
Did you know that the most probable reason is that Polar Bears live at the north pole (Arctic) whilst Penguins live at the south pole (Antarctic). Except for zoos, they never actually meet!
2007-07-28 10:25:52 · answer #2 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To all those people who don't get it Penguins are chocolate biscuits so have wrappers
2007-07-28 10:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. They've Never Met!
Polar Bears ... North Pole.
Penguins ... South Pole.
Have a great day!
2007-07-28 09:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they can't take the wrappers off lol
2007-07-28 08:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by diamondjade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first heard that joke 30 years ago...thanks for the memories
2007-07-28 09:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
old ones are the best
2007-07-28 09:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WRAPPERS HA HA NOT FUNNY!
2007-07-28 08:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll have a job to get them to make up ,there poles apart.
2007-07-28 09:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good old fashioned short one. love it. nice an' easy :)
2007-07-28 09:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋