100 Camels for Wife
US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman."
After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."
The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"
The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."
2007-07-28 01:13:31 · 34 answers · asked by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
^That sure was a good one !!!!
Brought a smile to my lips..... A STAR*
for u!
2007-07-28 01:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by PnkFlr 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
tnx 4 making me laugh... But why did the other man says that i will change your woman/wife into 100 camels???
2007-07-29 14:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by sanctuary2n2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but 100 camels can be controlled rather then a wife
2007-07-28 17:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by hit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." haha ur joke's funni XD
2016-05-21 00:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie and a goodie, I was meant to go to Egypt in about 92 and my ex kept asking the same question, my response was, he would have to pay them and give them camels to keep me, LOL
2007-08-01 02:19:42 · answer #5 · answered by Janet B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One has four? How many camels would he get under the scheme give one and have two hundred.
2007-07-31 04:26:56 · answer #6 · answered by baba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-07-28 02:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by C00L GαL 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2007-08-01 04:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaaaaHaaa that's wrong...star 4 u!
2007-07-28 01:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a cool one.If get one more e-mail me at mananshah98@yahoo.com
2007-07-28 03:39:23 · answer #10 · answered by Manan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋