A nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
She looked at him with confusion. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
"Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
2007-07-27 20:54:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
behave yourself youngman good job its just a flying visit today mista lol xx
2007-07-27 20:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Hi Love, Another winner i loved it. What kids will say!!! Night Night again!!
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-27 21:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star. Yes we do know why. Have a good one. Lovely joke by the way. lol
2007-07-27 21:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I knew the nun's reply to that one !!
2007-07-28 01:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one lovetoplay.!!!
10/10 Chris and Happy birthday man.!!!
2007-07-27 23:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha brilliant! 10/10
2007-07-27 21:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...you have naughty jokes lol...keep em up the naughtyer the better...hehe
2007-07-29 10:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!
What a way to start my day - a good laugh!
Can't wait to tell my husband!!!!
10/10 + a *
(tears are rolling down my cheeks now, and my sides are beginning to ache......... Thanks!)
2007-07-27 23:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-27 22:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
xDD Thats a funny one
2007-07-27 21:25:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋