A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical, and as they've just finished up he asks his doctor a frank question.
“Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?” he asks.
“That depends,” says the doctor. “Do you smoke?”
“No.”
“Do you drink?”
“No.”
“Do you fool around with loose women?”
“Of course not.”
“Well, then,” says the doctor. “Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?”
2007-07-27 20:47:48 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..why would he want to live another 40 years..no point...but good one...
2007-07-29 10:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hahahahahahahahaha... Not disappointed another good one. I will say, night night at this time it's late and my bed time. Have a good day. Lol Lol
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2007-07-27 21:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha funny but I would live just for the sake of prolly seeing my grandchildren or something =]
2007-07-27 20:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by silvs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. the doc has a good point there
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-07-27 20:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-27 21:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, never trust a guy with no vices!
2007-07-28 01:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to wait and see if Americans have mastered British humour yet.
2007-07-28 03:05:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-27 22:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*4 you i loved it lol didnt see that comin
2007-07-27 21:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by What You Know About That 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one but good
2007-07-27 23:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋