A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It started...”
2007-07-27 20:43:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.. quite funny.. hahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
2007-07-27 20:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Love, Hehehehehehe He was a lazy drunken slob. But i liked it. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-28 04:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, like someone else said 10/10
2007-07-28 04:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just had Mom read it, and then go tell it to Dad who was fast asleep with the TV on.
2007-07-28 13:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by Paddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny because it's true! hahahhahahaha 10/10
2007-07-28 03:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophesy. I love it.
2007-07-28 05:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I freaking love that one! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny ! Star for you!!!
2007-07-28 08:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite old, but amusing all the same
2007-07-28 03:48:46 · answer #8 · answered by Stooky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha nice dude btw belated bday wishes also :) tc have fun
2007-07-28 12:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sigmund 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats not funny, lmao yes is star
2007-07-28 03:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋