Q .. How do blonde braincells die?
A .. Alone.
Q .. How do you drown a blond?
A .. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q .. How do you confuse a blonde?
A .. You don't. They're born that way.
Q .. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A .. She didn't know what number came first.
Q .. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A .. She threw it off a cliff.
2007-07-27 20:24:31 · 12 answers · asked by sami 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MANIAC!.... I DONT MIND TELLING BLOND JOKES AS IM ACTUALLY QUITE CLEVER SO THEY DONT REALLY APPLY TO ME. HA HA THATS MY EXCUSE ANYWAY!! HA HA
2007-07-27 20:54:17 · update #1
Yeah, those are good.
2007-07-27 22:14:24 · answer #1 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait....aren't you blonde????
well, i admire your ability to laugh at blonde jokes.....i know a lot of blondes who storm off whenever i say a blonde joke....that is, when they get it (approximately 10 hours after i've said the joke).
i liked your ones....but here's a few more:
what do santa, the easter bunny and a smart blonde have in common?
none of them exist in real life!
a brunette, a redhead and a blonde we're having a swimming race, from the pier to a buoy 100 metres away. the stroke had to be breast stroke. the brunette won, the redhead came second, but their was no sign of the blonde. the redhead and the brunette waited for ages, but still no sign of her. hours later the redhead and brunette saw te blonde coming into view, when the blonde finally reached the other two they asked 'what took you so long?' and she said 'well, you two cheated. you used your arms. it is called BREAST stroke for a reason.'
and one more....
a brunette, a redhead and a blonde we're getting chased by the police. the three girls ran into a dumpster and hid in a sack, one sack each. when the police caught up they kicked the sack with the brunette in it and she said 'meow, meow' and the police thought 'ah there's just a cat in that bag' then the police kicked the bag with the redhead in it and she said 'woof, woof' and the police thought 'ah there's just a dog in it'. then the police kicked the bag with the blonde in it and she said............
'potatoes, potatoes!'
hope you liked them!
cheers!
2007-07-27 20:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by maniac 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Meh! 6/10
There are funnier blonde jokes!
Whats the difference between a blonde and a Boeing 747?
Not everyones been in a boeing 747!
2007-07-27 20:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
You have this thing about blondes. Are you a real blonde or have an aversion towards them for some reason?
Personally, I love them and they're not bimbos, at least not in my experience.
Take care, Sami
2007-07-28 19:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by dingwaggle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Why couldn't the Blonde make ice cubes?
She didn't know the recipe'. lol.
2007-07-27 23:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-27 20:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by Not Original 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kool love em lol
2007-07-27 22:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2007-07-27 20:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha love it
2007-07-27 23:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-07-28 01:35:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋