Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
Man who farts in church sits in own pew
Crowded elevator smells different to midget
2007-07-27 19:35:11 · 9 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, excpet for the last one??? ....... Oh lol that just took a little while to sink in, that's the best one!!!!
2007-07-27 19:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by j81s79j06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-27 19:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I even have not have been given any theory what element of it replaced into speaking approximately, becuase i'm American, yet i think of of I even have been given the gist of it. somebody wanna tell me what a lorry and a scouser are? Please and thanx! BTW:::From what i ought to appreciate, it replaced real right into a powerfuble humorous tale!
2016-12-11 03:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
I Love this Post!
Thanks for the laughs so early this morning!
2007-07-27 23:56:31 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Fantastic. Loved the last one. Perfection. Good laugh.
2007-07-27 19:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by TITO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny!
Thanks, I needed to laugh ;-)
2007-07-27 19:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by Lilliand 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the last one.
they're really random..
kind of made me laugh.
=]
2007-07-27 19:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by ;asjhdf. =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny lol!
2007-07-27 20:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh!!! funny guy yuu!!!
2007-07-27 19:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by rain_drop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋