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and don't say that Jesus guy. Mine is Onan.

# Genesis 38:9
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother

2007-07-27 19:35:09 · 23 answers · asked by Clauzilla 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Love the churchies that think this is a serious question. These are FICTIONAL characters people.

2007-07-27 19:52:12 · update #1

23 answers

the wonderful serpent, who is a pre judeo-christian, pagan and Goddess symbol of intelligence and power!! Yeah, slither my way, oh snake!!!

2007-07-27 19:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4 2

Lucifer and his many names,vassals


the prince of the demons, Beelzebub (Matthew 12:24, Mark 3:22, Luke 11:15)
unclean spirit (Matthew 12:43)
the evil one (Matthew 13:19 & 1 John 2:13)
the author of all evil (Luke 10:19)
a murderer and the father of lies (John 8:44)
the prince of this world (John 12:31 & 14:30 & 16:11)
a demon able to enter into a human body (John 13:27)
god of this world (2 Corinthians 4:4)
Belial (2 Corinthians 6:15)
prince of the powers of the air, the spirit that now works in the sons of disobedience (Ephesians 2:2)
power of darkness (Colossians 1:13)
an adversary, like a roaring lion who walks about seeking whom he may devour (1 Peter 5:8)
the angel of the abyss, named Abaddon in Hebrew, Apollyon in Greek (Revelation 9:11)
a great red dragon (Revelation 12:3 & 12:9 & 20:2)
the accuser of our brethren who accuses Christians before God day and night (Revelation 12:10)
the dragon, the old serpent (Revelation 20:2)

2007-07-28 02:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Yat-zeu 3 · 1 1

Methuselah

And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

Genesis 5:27
King James Version

because God gave him a long life almost a millenia

2007-07-28 02:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by arvin_ian 4 · 1 1

Well, I think most Christians should say Judas. After all, he wasn't really a sinner - just doing what God said he would do.

Personally, I like King Herod. Very underrated leader.

2007-07-28 02:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Dazcha 5 · 1 1

Balaam's talking donkey, I loved Mr. Ed as a child.

2007-07-28 02:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

And the sucker earned his just desserts, didn't he? God killed him 'cause he didn't impregnate his sister-in-law. Ah, holiness! But my favorite is Joshua, who slaughtered so many, so easily, with such absolute joy, a true man of god. He's in heaven now.

2007-07-28 03:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by Yank 5 · 1 0

Dorcas, she was so well loved for her acts of kindness and compassion that when she died the people of her town ask the apostles to raise her from the dead.

2007-07-28 02:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by Nora Explora 6 · 1 0

My favorite Character is GOD, because I still don't know who He is,
Is he Jesus??
Is he Father??
Is he Holy Spirit??

Is he 1/3 of God (Jesus) + 1/3 of God (Father) + 1/3 of God (Holy Spirit) = 1 God??

Or are we dealing with three entities who are referred to as God.

Finally,
No one has ever answered my questions even those who go and preach about Religion internationally and those who preach about religion locally.

2007-07-28 02:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ahmed A 4 · 2 1

i'd have to say Job. hey, ther's a whole book on him! lol. but seriously... Job is the perfect example of a person dealing with temptation and confusion about Christianity. the book symbolizes God's mercy and grace, no matter how bad the sin. "God hates the sin, but loves the sinner..."

2007-07-28 02:40:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

King Josiah - Even though he was young and didn't rule too long, when he learned what God wanted, he acted quickly upon it. Very politically incorrect king. Named my son after him.

2007-07-28 02:46:02 · answer #10 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0 1

JR Bob Dobbs.

Bob loves you.

2007-07-28 02:40:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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