Come up with something along the lines of "If you were a hammer would you nail me?" or "If I were a glove would you stick you hand in me?" or " If I were a horse would you ride me?" Whoever has the bast one gets best answer
2007-07-27 17:24:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I were a party, would you want to come?
If I were a fire, would you blow me or soak me?
If I were hard times, would you ride it out?
If I were a pill, could I go down your throat?
If I'm a dog, can I play in your back yard?
If I'm a wide receiver, would you let me go deep?
If I were a million dollars, wou you take it any way possible?
If you have a beaver, can I give it some dam wood?
lol, that's all I have for the moment.
2007-07-27 17:39:05 · answer #1 · answered by thisguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long.
Is that a ladder up your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
Have you ever been hunting before?Well, then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver.
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cos your sure good at raising cocks!
So you think I'm full of myself? Would you rather be full of me instead?
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ***!
2007-07-27 17:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Judge Fudge 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sex Puns
2016-09-28 21:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man looks at his wife in church after she says she wants a divorce...
when I married you I thought I was going to get a small church, instead I got a LARGE STEEPLE....looks like neither one of got what we wanted...I want a divorce too!
2007-07-27 17:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Do you have (your ethnicity - Greek, Italian, etc ) in you? Would you like some?
2007-07-27 17:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.
2007-07-27 17:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by Down with the dcTalk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
an article from someone blog~~~ with the title "phone call"
*Ring-Ring*
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is daddy," ... "Is your mommy near the phone?"
"No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank, honey!"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy, right
now!"
"Uh, Okay, then...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone,
run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and yell out to mommy and Uncle
Frank that daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool... but he must have
forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of
the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
Then daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Wait a minute... is this 328-9874?"
2007-07-27 17:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by LaZy wOLf~~ 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
sex is like ridin a horse. first you mount em real slow then you ride em cowgirl!
2007-07-27 17:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha um lemme give it a shot
"If I was a bed would you sleep in me?"
2007-07-27 17:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by Ron 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If i were a hole would you plant your tree inside me
2007-07-27 17:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by $$$$$ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋