An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop - Acts 2:38!" (..turn from your sin...) The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and two 38's!"
Star so it gets around
2007-07-27 14:59:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that was a good one!! thanks for sharing
2007-07-27 15:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by lou_lou 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, human beings are rude, sorry!!! I wrap treats in tissue paper, the colour is as much as you i do no longer think of they're going to innovations :P as quickly as the treats are wrapped interior the tissue paper I tie it to the actual of the cage (with string, nevertheless I advise to get rid of the string whilst they're executed) and that they play with it like a Ratty Piñata!! additionally! The gentle Tunnel this might properly be a very user-friendly and value effectively made run by using toy, besides the shown fact that it does require basic sewing skills. a million. purchase some song healthful fleece or different low priced fabric like calico or cotton knit. 2. decrease a 30 - 40 cm X a million-2m length, or regardless of length you like as long because it suits a rat in whilst built. 3. stitch it right into an prolonged rat sized tube. a sewing device is stable, yet you additionally can merely hand stitch it or perhaps tape it mutually. 4. while you're feeling innovative, upload some off-shoots, intersections, connecting loops, rooms, etc. to create greater of a maze. 5. decrease a 10 cm length of mailing tube (or plastic drink bottle) and place it interior the ends of the gentle tunnel to hold the openings open. 6. upload rats The rats gets excitement from chasing one yet another by using it and can chew as many new openings in it as they like. it may rather be folded up whilst no longer in use and tossed interior the wash whilst the little bushy ones pee in it. have relaxing!!! and NO SNAKES haha!
2016-10-19 07:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by irish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Jewish, a christian and a Muslim man were in their boat which did not have a bathroom. When the Jewish man needed to use the potty, he went out of the boat, walked on water and after a while came back the same way. The Christian guy did the same. When the Muslim guy tried to walk on water, he fell in and got wet and was very embarassed.
He asked howcome both of you guys walked on water and I was not able to. They answered, did you not see the stones right under the water, which are not visible due to the tide!!
2007-07-27 15:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by NQV 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starred.
Brilliant
2007-07-27 15:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by Just Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-07-27 15:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by Quonx. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this joke came out of Noah ark on crutches,s sorry bob
2007-07-27 15:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by BOB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I gave it a star.
2007-07-27 15:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Creative haha serious I like that one !!! smiles
2007-07-27 15:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ablebaby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really cute! I think we needed that today.
2007-07-27 15:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by mrs O 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-07-27 15:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Lionheart ® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a plan! really funny! thanx!
2007-07-27 15:11:17 · answer #11 · answered by Ronni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋