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And God ask you, why did you disgrace His name and person on Y! Answers? What will be your response?

2007-07-27 14:52:00 · 32 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Hypothetically speaking.. If when I die I find out there is a god etc. I will honestly say "I didn't believe you existed. On to the penalty phase of the trial."

2007-07-27 14:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 5 0

No personal God; so no judgement. And if I find out that there is a personal God, it will still be okay because I'm Jewish and have no worries about hell or judgement. I'm at peace.....why aren't you? You've asked questions like this before, numerous times.....what do you expect people to say? You know, Mark Twain said "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results." Or do you not even care about the results....just the preaching is enough? Do you get a commendation from God for this?

2007-07-27 15:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If God really does exist, I think he's a lot more intelligent than vindictive. Either way I'll tell him the truth, that the brain he gave me better served humanity as an open and constructive force rather than a closed minded fool.

2007-07-27 14:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No response needed. We do not plan for very unlikely events.

I will put this on my list of things to do right next in priority to the response I will need to come up with when santa claus asks me if I wondered why I got my presents even when I was a bad boy.

2007-07-27 14:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by CC 7 · 3 0

Well thats funny, because according to the judgement day passage, it mentions actions towards other human beings, no mention of belief. SO therefore my answer would be, if it happens that i was in that situation, I did good about the world.

Oh, and also, if thats not good enough for God, then send me to hell.

2007-07-27 14:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by leikevy 5 · 3 0

I would say, "Dude you should have paid more attention. I disgraced your name everywhere." Then I would kick him for being such an absentee father.
There will be no judgment, there is no god. Stop asking silly questions.

2007-07-27 14:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by unholycricket 5 · 1 0

If God ask me why I disgrace him in Yahoo! Answers, my responce will be, "How do you know you are a god? Who told you?"

2007-07-27 15:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by John the Pinoy 3 · 0 0

I'll point to your questions, and he'll agree with me that it was completely impossible to think the real god would have a believer that asks questions like yours. And you know what? He'll let me into heaven, even though he's not real, and neither is heaven.

Should I repeat this? Very well...
How terrible the bible in particular is:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/
http://www.evilbible.com/

What's the origin of the Jesus stories?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm
http://www.near-death.com/experiences/origen048.html
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa2.htm
http://www.geocities.com/paulntobin/jesus.html

How silly and horrible religion in general is:
http://godisimaginary.com/
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

The alternative:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/
http://www.infidels.org/
http://www.positiveatheism.org/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Universalism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism

2007-07-27 14:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamstuff Entity 6 · 4 0

There's nothing more important God would have to ask me than why I said what I did on Y! Answers?? That sucks.

2007-07-27 14:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The problem is if one is an atheist then they don't accept that there will be a judgement. It's a package deal.

2007-07-27 14:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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