…and that a watch is almost perfectly designed for a human wrist. How can you guys maintain your lack of faith in light of this conclusive proof?
2007-07-27 14:32:21 · 22 answers · asked by Desiree 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're right, of course. And what about the fact that the holes in a cat's fur are exactly where its eyes are?
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2007-07-27 14:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 12⤊ 0⤋
Yah, so true, I mean, look at the unverse! So massive and so neat! A CELL didn't do that, like the athiests beleeve. Athiests say STARS are made up of adams but we Christians know how DUMB that is! Adam was in the Garden when the stars were made. Obviously since stars shine they were criated by someone, and that someone is the LORD. I mean, like, juniors M tank tops fit me awesum! Who else could have made the juniors M tank tops so perfectly fit to my body but someone who knows my body through and through - like God?
Athiests are soooo wierd sometimes...
2007-07-27 22:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why do people keep thinking they can make persuasive arguments by stacking the deck, adopting an air of superiority over the people they're trying to persuade, and then presenting dead horse arguments for the umpteenth time because it's a shortcut to appearing clever?
Oh, I'm sorry. That was another question. Let me provide you with the answer you want.
You are right. I've changed my ways. Just outline everything you want me to believe and I'll believe it, even if it doesn't make sense, oh wise weaver of words.
That about what you were looking for?
2007-07-27 21:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by Just Jess 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO, this is a joke right?
Not all of 'em fit the human wrist. Not all bananas look like the ones you buy from your supermarket. Cuz wild bananas are all sorts of weird shapes and sizes. The banana was cultivated over thousands of years to make them just the we like 'em. So it wasnt really created by God, it was created by us.
Plus what about the pineapple? Or the cocunut? God really screwed us over with those! LOL
2007-07-27 21:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why can't theists see that something as complicated as a god needs to have a maker? People make watches by the way.
2007-07-27 21:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm not sure who's supposed to be laughing at who; but bannanas certainly are beautifully designed. They have a bio-degradeble wrapper, a tab at the top for ease of opening, and a delicious snack inside.
2007-07-27 21:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree wholeheartedly. For example, I have psoriasis. Why doesn't everyone understand that God gave me this inconvenience to test me and others in their interactions with me, while he already knows what we're going to do, so the test is really just a story he's already written, analyzed, and condemned as utter shlock.
2007-07-27 21:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by balisarius 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
UHM a watch is perfectly designed for a human wrist BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED BY HUMANS. Good one!
2007-07-27 21:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by blinky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The banana does mave a maker. The same bozo who hokus-pokus-domionkused the whole universe. Right in a pig's ******.
2007-07-27 21:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I for one was wondering when you guys would figure out about the banana. It had to happen sooner or later. Well i guess every ones of to church now.
2007-07-27 21:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋