If you could, what would you worship ( not god, something like a sock.)? What commandments would there be? Members?
just asking.... say anything.
2007-07-27 13:39:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
behold the mighty cheesecake
thou must devour as much as possible
thou must not worship any false puddings such as Gateaux
2007-07-27 13:43:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I'm starting a religion and am going to call it Carlinism. It's the worship of George, the savior. The only commanment would be that you must remove your head from your backside prior to admission. Wanna join?
2007-07-27 20:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm the lord of the wicked. I worship nothing. I am a multidimensional being. I know my title is premature to some. I wanted witnesses,other than angels(there were four of them), while receiving my horns and my wings. Can you name the four angles that were there?My goals are simple to move life from this solar system to another solar system. I have the plans needed to achieve that lofty goal. What do you worshipers have?
2007-07-27 20:54:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Worship FUN. Fun would be a part of every service, and yes that would of course include how to put it...Intimacy. Happy hour communion keggers.
2007-07-27 20:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by jxt299 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The almighty calculator.
Oh almighty Texas Instruments TI-89, how you have saved me so many times in my most desperate hours.
Only one commandment:
Never approximate unless absolutely necessary. Exact answers are always best.
Pi is not 3.14, it's 3.14159...
2007-07-27 20:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat. Wait a minute...that one's already taken. Alright then, my computer. After all, I'm already its slave so it shouldn't have to try very hard to make me worship it. Wait a minute...I think I already do. Never mind.
PS (Pangel...I just might convert to your religion and behold the mighty cheesecake! LOL!)
2007-07-27 20:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by Judy L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only thing we have to thank for our existence is the sun. Without it, Earth would be a cold, sterile ball of ash.
But worship is depressing when the object is not capable of appreciating your devotion. Rather like god. So I wouldn't bother in any case.
2007-07-27 20:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The female body! Orgies would be plentiful!
Anyone could belong to my church that was good looking. I could justify this by saying that the divine being chose not to make you beautiful on the outside, therefore you must be ugly inside as well.
Commandments:
Thou shalt not have one sex partner for more than one day
Thou shalt not exchange numbers only bodily fluids
Thou shalt give me 30% of thine money for, errr.... religious reasons, you understand
Thou shalt not be over 50 unless thou hast a great plastic surgeon
Thou shalt BYOB and bring your own drugs as well
Thou shalt not have the divine act in mine living room, for the carpet there is exceedingly stainable
2007-07-27 20:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Harry Potter
2007-07-27 20:43:00 · answer #9 · answered by .:Riku's homegirl:. 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The biggest set of socks in my dresser. One commandment:
send money for socksetstuffage.
2007-07-27 20:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by Answernian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Earth
2007-07-27 20:42:10 · answer #11 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋