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There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

2007-07-27 13:38:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Eh, not so funny.

2007-07-27 13:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not very funny, and redheads and blondes have more endurance than brunettes? Obviously, you've never dated me, have you?

2007-07-27 21:10:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not too bad at all 9/10

2007-07-27 20:47:12 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-27 20:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

All that typing for... that?

2007-07-27 20:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by coachotis 6 · 1 0

tee hee

2007-07-27 20:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.bee19 4 · 0 0

That was good! I'm collecting jokes to take to my friend in the hospital tomorrow. Thanks!

2007-07-27 22:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0 0

Different & cute.

2007-07-27 20:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao

2007-07-27 20:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cute star**

2007-07-27 21:20:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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