IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY. VERY CLEAR MEANINGS.
Artery..........The study of paintings
Bacteria.........Back door to the cafeteria
Barium...........What doctors do when patients die
Catscan.........Search for kitty
Cauterize.......Made eye contact with her
Dilate..............To live long
Enema............Not a friend
Fester.............Quicker than some f**ker else
Fibula..............A small lie
Impotent..........Well known
Labour pain....Getting hurt at work
Medical staff..Doctor's cane
Morbid............A higher offer
Nitrates..........Cheaper than through the day
Node..............I knew it
Outpatient.....A person who fainted
Pelvis............Elvis's cousin
Rectum.........Nearly f**king killed him
Secretion.....Hiding something
Seizure........A roman emporer
Tablet..........A small table
Tumour........One plus one more
Urine...........Opposite of you're out
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