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See, Britney Spears can't do it. My elegant wife even can't do it right. I think the idea is to get out of the car without showing anyone your panties (or shaved beaver in Britney's case) so what's the proper way to do it.

2007-07-27 13:05:08 · 10 answers · asked by alwaysmoose 7 in Society & Culture Etiquette

10 answers

It can be done. First of all ya don't wear a skirt that's too short, then you put your hand at the bottom of the skirt to hold it down, then twist your body so that your legs come out first, then just slide out. Trust me if a short person like myself can pull it off, then anyone can. =)

2007-07-27 13:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Consuming Fire 7 · 3 0

A lady slides to the side and makes sure her skirt is covering her no matter the size of the vehicle. This is particularly difficult getting out of an SUV or similar large vehicle. If the skirt is too short or worse spandex there is no easy way to exit but one leg out followed by the other will always flash. Two legs together and trying to keep it all together even if it requires a little jump is better than showing it all.

2007-07-27 20:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by dawnb 7 · 1 0

Put your knees together (well not you, but your wife) and slide/twist yourself around so your legs are facing the door, hold sides of skirt close to body, put your feet down and stand up with the help of the handle on the door for balance if necessary. Nothing showing that shouldn't, smooth exit. Could you please send this to poor Britney for me. Tks.

2007-07-27 21:13:34 · answer #3 · answered by Violet c 3 · 0 0

the modern advent of shorter skirts has made it all but impossible for a ladie to exit a car with out exposing her bits. im sure that mis manners would suggest a more modest skirt but im not sure thats the answer. i think planned speed and dexterity will minimize the show to the viewing public.

2007-07-27 20:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok the way i was taught was to turn your body to the out side of the car with your knees closed. slightly place one foot futher out then the other and kinda scoot to the end of the seat faceing out the door. then place a hand right behind or just to the side of you on the seat and use it to gently boost yourself out. that way no one will see your "monkey" as my grandmama used to call it, or your panties. because they are called privates, and "unmentionables" for a reason.

2007-07-27 22:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by shug 3 · 1 0

You sort of swing your legs, held tightly together, from the hips, swivelling the legs out but keeping them together.

2007-07-27 23:48:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

at once (with legs together) kind of swing your legs out to the side so both your legs are out of the car then stand up.

2007-07-27 22:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by Horselove12 3 · 0 0

Slowly, from the side and with the legs closed.

2007-07-27 20:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do a Nipslip so people don't notice the eager beaver!

2007-07-27 20:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

take off the skirt, get out, put it back on. j/k

2007-07-27 20:19:17 · answer #10 · answered by Alex L 2 · 2 2

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